Remember when Dave the Trainer invited me to a club where he was spinning records? There was one other person from Megacorp there, and everybody asked me if i knew her. I finally talked to her and she works close to where I am. One floor down and just down the hall. I saw her today and said, “Hello <insert her name here>.”
And she said … “Do I know you?”
Hahahaha. You can’t make this stuff up.
So, I asked several more friends about buying a PSP. Some of the conversations were funny. Like, “You’re a grown man who already owns a pink razr … you already have lost most of your cred for being a grown up adult male.”
- Me (to friend in NYC)
- Do you have a game console?
- Female friend in NYC
- No, because those things require HAND-EYE COORDINATION.
- Woman at work
- AND A PENIS
In any case, people asked me what my plans are for my birthday. Well, here’s what I’m doing after work.
- Drive to Target (or EB Games).
- Buy a PSP (and Katamari whatever-it-is).
- Play Katamari whatever-it-is until my thumbs hurt.
What do you think?