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One more day

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Remember when Dave the Trainer invited me to a club where he was spinning records? There was one other person from Megacorp there, and everybody asked me if i knew her. I finally talked to her and she works close to where I am. One floor down and just down the hall. I saw her today and said, “Hello <insert her name here>.”

And she said … “Do I know you?”

Hahahaha. You can’t make this stuff up.

So, I asked several more friends about buying a PSP. Some of the conversations were funny. Like, “You’re a grown man who already owns a pink razr … you already have lost most of your cred for being a grown up adult male.”

Me (to friend in NYC)
Do you have a game console?
Female friend in NYC
No, because those things require HAND-EYE COORDINATION.
Woman at work
AND A PENIS

In any case, people asked me what my plans are for my birthday. Well, here’s what I’m doing after work.

  1. Drive to Target (or EB Games).
  2. Buy a PSP (and Katamari whatever-it-is).
  3. Play Katamari whatever-it-is until my thumbs hurt.

What do you think?

24 thoughts on “One more day”

  2. dude are you now mentioning the company name? aren’t you worried about being douced? happy birthday goofus. the only pink razr owning boy in the world.

  4. I’ve been directed here from your sisters knitting/nonsense blog to wish you Happy Birthday and just harass you in general. As a mother of only boys, I can tell you “What! another game console? Get a life!” (wink)

  8. Don’t you hate when your sister gives us permission to harrass you? You are so pathetic. You are buying a game console instead of doing something like going to a strip club for your birthday. But at least your sister remembere your birthday and shared it with the world! So enjoy what is left of your miserable birthday!

  10. Sorry for not swinging by more regulary, man with two names. 😉 Just about to add you to my bloglines to save myself from missing out on more of your adventures.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

    And do buy that PSP. Think of all the hours of fun! Forget what those ladies say about the PSP. They may not wanna play it, but they will be attracted to the hipster dude fondling it on public transit. I swear! Wait…you drive everywhere, right? Hrrmmm

    Well, it’s definitely more of a chick-magnet than a pink Razr. Unless of course, she’s a fag hag. That’s not the kind of attraction you want. But, then you could reel her in anyway and reveal your heterosexuality by passing the Razr off to her.

    You know what? Just stop listening to my babbling. Just have a great birthday!! 🙂

  12. Happy birthday!

    As for the PSP? My hubby is going on 35, owns 2. We also own 1 Gameboy DS, 2 Gameboy SPs, 1 PS2, 1 XBox 360, and we’re waiting for the PS3 at the end of the year. And I know for a fact that there are MANY guys over the age of 21 with PSPs (in fact, he hangs out with a crew of them). Get one, be happy, play video games.

    Now, about the pink Razr…I’ll trade you my blue Motorola V551…pink is too girly. 🙂

  15. Happy Birthday!

    The PSP is sexy as hell. Okay, I might be one of the few females that drools over h.264 en/decoding algorithms. And harasses little/big kids/adults in the mall about their PSP. You’ll want a anti-glare filter for that screen, too.

  19. Happy Birthday Sashi 🙂
    It’s funny, I read your sister’s blog and check in on you from time to time. I think you are sweet and intelligent – a perfect man ! Dont let the bitches at the gym get you down, you are better than that. Best wishes for all you desire, and tekken is a much finer game than katamari…besides, that’s a time raper ! Go out and live life !!

    Muah !

  20. so, according to these blog entries, you won’t be the only one not having sex. i can’t believe it. put down the psp and go find a female to put your paws on, for shits sake!!!

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