This is just a reminder that she NEEDS TO GIVE ME HER LIST or she’s not getting any loot for her birthday (which was several days ago.)
We’re all looking for things at Megacorp that give us hints on whether we’re getting canned or not. For example, a co-worker was the only one in his group who didn’t get asked for a “personal development plan.” Sometimes it’s much more obvious, like how my manager sent out a monthly status report and listed the members of his group, including interns and temporary contractors, but NOT ME. Kind of ominous, huh?
If I get canned, I’m taking a trip to Japan, I think. At the very least I’m going to a state or province I’ve never been to. I’ve never been to Alberta or Nevada, for example, and those aren’t too far away. Or maybe I’ll just go to Crater Lake in Southern Oregon. Maybe I’ll just go to the Lents neighborhood. I really haven’t been to Felony Flats in a long time.
At least football season is starting soon.
Hello….I’m leaving Wed. for Vegas, come with us! We’re going to the Olympic Gardens… female & MALE strippers!!
Or you could be like me and your manager and director all get canned with you! That has been fun when you keep getting told, “your manager will tell you what to do with that paperwork we need.” (but the manager and director both beat it out of there so fast it made my head spin!)
And Paul will be here on my last day. I think he may start the talk with, “Good, now that SHE is gone…”
hello you’ve never been to CHICAGO have you