It’s my buddy Greg’s wife’s birthday today. I tried to get him to buy her something, but he’s too stubborn. Heck, I warned her about this before they got married years ago. We ended up fixing another friend’s bulldozer and then hanging out.
But I guess I should try to be more of a “man’s man” about this. At the suggestion of a woman from work, I bought “The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks.” After reading a few chapters, I realize what I should have bought instead, “A Pathetic Loser’s Guide to Never Believing Amazon Ratings and Not Buying Really Bad Books that Prey on his Loneliness.” Hahaha.
Are you ever going to actually ask anyone out on a date? Put your new outfit on and get your ass out and get a damned date! Good luck 🙂
the problem may be you’re not COMPLETE a-hole. half-assing doesn’t work. 😉
i agree, why would you waste money on a stupid self help book that could be going towards CDs, actual good books, or even your computer obsession? or a flight to chicago or san francisco to hang out with either of the two coolest girls in the world?????