Yesterday we had a big meeting at megacorp and I put my phone on vibrate. Not a big deal, since no one usually calls, but today I had two calls from Carolyn. I was walking down the hallway looking at my phone saying, “I’m in big trouble,” when I passed one of the office moving guys who overheard me and started laughing.

I went out to dinner with Dave the trainer and he’s on some weird diet where he can only eat fish, turkey, and something else as far as meat goes. He said he was broke so I sprung for sushi. I’ve been feeling guilty about not tipping him since I read some stupid article in our local newspaper about year-end tipping. I think the article was written in some Eastern US city because here in Oregon we don’t tip much. Dave showed me some photographs of when he was competitively body building. Yeesh. No wonder he won!