OK, so I suppose my blanket rejection of anyone from Stanford or Reed is kind of misplaced (though I still think Stanford should remain on the list) I wonder what else should be on the list? Should adulterers be on the list? It seems to me that all the single women I know in their 30’s are either current or former adulterers, or are going out with guys who are anywhere from 10 to 20 years their junior.
Somehow this makes my past girlfriends look very good in comparison, but I’m not going down that path. In fact, I think I’ll just keep doing what I was doing, which is complaining about work. A guy at the gym said I had insurmountable problems, but I said no, I think I have myriad problems.
Did I mention that someone broke into my closet and stole all my pants and replaced them with identical pants of a smaller size? Here comes the weight loss resolution….
I have your pants!! Holding them for ransom…..
Definitely put adulterers on your list unless you want to be cheated on yourself.
The pants thing actually happened to my Mom. Except it was her coat that was switched at a party. It was a nice Columbia Sportswear coat and the replacement fits OK, except the sleeves are about 4″ shorter. 5 years later she still looks for her coat at parties (and the person with too long of sleeves – you’d think they would have noticed).
yup, when those 13-year-olds flash their braces at me, i go weak in the knees.
WTF are you talking about. you know me, i’m in my 30s, i am in no way an adulterer neither am i dating someone 10-20 years younger than me. i might wish i was but that’s another story.