17:00 sister > I AM GOING TO MOVE UP THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS
17:00 sister > I AM SORRY
17:00 sister > BUT I AM STILL KICKING YOUR ASS
17:00 sister > EVERY SINGLE DAY
17:01 sister > SINCE WE MIGHT MOVE UP THERE
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17:06 htodd> I don’t know what ma was talking about
17:06 sister > ok
17:06 htodd> other than that you’re the bad kid now
17:06 htodd> BAAAD KID
17:06 sister > I’M GOING TO KICK HER ASS, TOO
17:06 sister > BOTH OF YOURS
17:06 sister > KICK HERS WITH THE LEFT LEG
17:06 sister > AND YOURS WITH THE RIGHT LEG
17:06 htodd> Even peter says you’re the BAD KID
17:07 sister > I AM NOT THE BAD KID
17:07 sister > YOU ARE THE CRAZY ONE
17:07 sister > >:)
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17:10 htodd> BAAAD KID
17:10 sister > I GOT HIM A CAR SO HE WOULDN’T HAVE TO BORROW ONE
17:10 sister > I AM THE GOOOOOOOOD KID
17:10 sister > oh for chrissakes what do I care
17:11 sister > YOU’D BETTER GET YOUR ASS IN SHAPE NOW
17:11 sister > SINCE I AM GOING TO KICK IT
17:14 htodd> good thing I can cut and paste this into my blog
17:14 sister > KICK YOUR SORRY ASS EACH AND EVERY DAY
17:14 sister > TO DO: – EAT; – RUN; WALK DEEDLE; -KICK SASHI’S ASS; – WORK
17:15 sister > MY DAILY LIST
6 thoughts on “The evil that is my sister (continued)”
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Thanks, for making me realize that the inane good kid/bad kid argument with my younger siblings will go on FOREVER.
Also, if Mariko is trying to kick your ass with one leg, and your ma’s with the other, isn’t she going to be the one with the sore ass? (When she falls on it?)
Hee. OK, normally I’m content to just read your sibling blogs, one for the knitting and one for the geeking, but this, this is just too good not to comment on. Sibling rivalry lives!
Sweet of Mariko to fit you into her schedule.
Have you considered taking up actual human to human socializing as a dating method? Your track record with the internet thing seems somewhat spartan but honestly, I see no reason why females would not like you, and actually talking to them might be a better way to hook their interest. (Yes, I am a girl. No I’m not available. No, I don’t know any really hot babes in Portland) You should take up frequenting yarn shops and buying yarn for your sister. You’ll meet plenty of women that way. And it has been well established that most knitters would totally love a guy who considers wool to be an excellent gift.
Talking to girls at the gym… Why in the world would any woman want to go out with a guy who she sees at the gym? The gym doesn’t exactly show anyone at their best. I mean, come on, the first thing a guy does before a date is to de-smelly himself. Introducing yourself by the treadmill? Totally the opposite of the first impression you want to give. Better chances maybe on the way out to the parking lot after you’ve both hit the showers.
You blogged so I responded. Hope this doesn’t offend.
walking a basenji in the park will get you a date. i guarantee it.
That is one funny post. Thank you.
this is the perfect medicine for my ills today. you are both crazy but i loves ya. smooch.