So I was listening to a guy talk about how he liked being single. He’s out on the town being a DJ and going to basketball games. All I could think was that I’m glad I’m single too, because who else would let me sit at home setting up a new computer all weekend?

I was supposed to see my friend DJ tonight, but I decided to stay at home and be boring, which is a lot of what I did tonight. I didn’t sleep all that well last night, so I took it easy today. Isn’t that what the weekend is for anyway?