This isn’t going to get me any play with the women.

So today, I went to a book reading and I was disappointed that there weren’t more people there. I actually bought the book for once, too. But really, this book isn’t furthering my cause as a pathetically single straight man.

Rich Merritt was very earnest and told us growing up as an evangelical Christian, becoming a Marine, and then hitting another extreme by acting in gay porno films. And since Thuy asked, I did get his signature.

Why do I need this book? Well, it’s because I’M NOSY. So wouldn’t being a doctor be the best job for me since I could find out all sorts of stuff about people? Actually, what would be better is being some sort of criminal lawyer.

I hope the guy does well. His dad just died, he lost his job, and he had a buddy from the Marines die as well. All I can do to support him is buy his book. I’ll let you know how it is.

See how things don’t stick in my brain?

I could have SWORN I wrote something last night about how I wasn’t sore during the day but it was coming on slowly. WELL IT’S COMING ON NOW. My knees feel it, and the sides of my ass feel it. Yesterday it was just my upper arms.

I didn’t want to make this another post about my ass, but my ass is important to me. I sit on it all the time.