Jumping Jehosophat, I could be in trouble.

So I figure close to no one is reading this, and that’s just insulting to the several of you who go to the trouble of starting a web browser or whatever the kids do nowadays to access the intarweb, when I got a message from SOMEONE AT MEGACORP. I am in such trouble. My co-workers (all bazillion of them) should not know what evil lurks in the heart of this man. Well, I’m sort of a “man.” And I must have some sort of heart, since something makes this thudding noise when I’m trying to get to sleep at night and I’m pretty sure it’s not a off-balance washing machine. Nobody does laundry that often.

Anyway, I’m in so much trouble that I should just come out and say again, I LIKE TALL WOMEN. I ask almost no one out, of course, so that means I do a lot of looking and not much else. You can see the tall ones from further away. Or is that farther away? That’s one I keep screwing up. In any case, SOMEONE I KNOW went out on some sort of SECRET DATE with a dude who is SHORTER THAN SHE IS. (She’s not all that tall, by the way.) Does that mean I can go out with women who are, say, 6’3″? One can only dream.

3 thoughts on “Jumping Jehosophat, I could be in trouble.”

  1. Well I hope you weren’t referring to the comment I left. Just because I work at Megacorp too doesn’t mean I’ll rat your evil-heart, skinny-armed self out. You rant all you want. Especially since I technically don’t work at Megacorp anymore. I’m redeployed. 😉

    Oh, and I’m tall. 6′. he he

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