Who wouldn’t be attracted to a guy walking down the street carrying a toilet seat? A BRAND NEW toilet seat? Last night as I was doing some important thinking, the toilet seat cracked and today I had to repair it. This makes me wonder, just how big is my ass now?
My laptop is also kind of falling apart. There’s this weird screw that gets loose and can’t be tightened without taking the whole thing apart, and then the latch broke as well. I called for my extended warantee service and they thought I’d bought the laptop in January 2003, putting the thing just out of warantee. Well, I just found the receipt and it was April of 2003, putting it just IN warantee.
Other than that I actually spent the weekend reading books. That’s something I haven’t done in a while.
i am snowed in to new york. so now my mini is another day away from being repaired. ARGH!:!:@#:!K@#:O!UI@#
You’d better be a 34′ waist or else you are going on a severe diet!!
You are going to get a girl for sure when you wear the cute outfit that I am sending to you!!!