OK, so I talked to more women than men at the gym. Of course, I had to say hello to the guys I usually see, and now that I think of it I also talked to the guy who is overly exuberant in the locker room. So perhaps I didn’t follow Thuy’s instructions correctly. I did, however, find more money on the floor in the gym. It was a 20 cent Euro piece, for whatever good that does me.
(The women I talked to hardly count. One was the woman at the desk who is super friendly and also probably 21. Another was a Harvard grad who was wearing a Harvard shirt and I just asked her if she attended the university. Another was there with her pot-bellied boyfriend and I just reminded her not to forget her iPod. Another was my neighbor Stephanie. And finally, one went to Andover Academy, a school for people who sneeze more money than I’ve seen in my life. And that counts the educational film I saw on the US Mint.)
My torturer, er, trainer called in sick, so I was on my own to torture myself. I think I did a fair job.
interesting. you’ve never done a damn thing i’ve told you to do.
duff, i will share my power to instruct sashi effectively with you. for a small fee.
Ok dude, look, why are you taking girl advice from a guy? No offense Thuy but you don’t have the proper equipment to be thinking things through from an ovarian point of view. If you want to attract girls, go places you like to be and smile. Now when I say that, I don’t mean stand around and smile like someone slipped something illegal into your water supply. I mean, be friendly and smile at a girl you find attractive. If you see that she needs a hand with something, do it. We girls are suckers for a sweet guy.
Then again…do you really want to be taking advice from a girl you don’t know?
Thuy I owe you a HUGE appology. That’s what I get for being a know it all.
SUMIMASEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!