I know a couple of people read this blog, including my sister and not one of you could tell me, “Break in those Doc Martens or you’re gonna be in a world of hurt, and blister like a son-of-a-bitch.” I’ve attached a diagram with the X marking the three broken blisters, and the one triangle marking the unbroken blister.

Actually, now that I think about it, everyone I know who reads this blog is a woman and is probably saying, “Now you know how WE feel. If only your damn shoes would go out of style in a season, then you’d REALLY KNOW.” (I have no idea what women think; this is just in my imagination obviously since most women don’t talk to me.) In any case THESE SHOES HURT. But since my Asics are worn out, I’m going to keep wearing the Doc Martens like an idiot.

I will admit that I was limping behind a woman in a suit and heels and she looked hot from behind. Usually, I can catch up, but you know how the blisters are. Better this way, I can imagine how she looks from the front and even better she meets the criteria I was looking for: faster than me (even in heels!)