For those taking the opportunity to get married, CONGRATULATIONS! For those who think it’s going to ruin society, GET A GRIP. By most estimates, about 8% of the population is homosexual. Of those 8%, what percentage are going to get married? I’m not sure, but for those who are, YAY FOR YOU TWO!
(No, I’m not looking for a guy to marry.)
OK, enough of that. My odd brain has been seeing Caton Gates everywhere. A guy crossing the street this morning looked like Caton. A guy who was looking for a date in the Portland Mercury looked like Caton. Neither of them looked enough like Caton to be Caton, but I keep wondering why I see Caton in my hallucinations. (Not in that way, either.)
And, speaking of hallucinating, I kept smelling incense on my walk home. Aromatic hallucinations, too.
Go ahead with your gay hallucinations…we love you no matter what!! Who in the hell is Caton? Why are you obsessed with him? I think you’re gay…yup…pretty sure! Can I come to your gay wedding??
Yeah, who the hell is Caton Gates?
Get a life you homo! and quit your bitching and whining!
Get a life you homo! and quit your bitching and whining!