12:49 jasonc> reminds me of the old "what's the difference between a slut and a bitch?" joke 12:49 singingarc> punch line? 12:50 jasonc> singingarc: slut is someone who'll sleep with anyone, a bitch is someone who'll sleep with anyone but you 12:50 singingarc> ah 12:51 singingarc> so what do you call a woman who only sleeps with you? 12:51 jgw> a woman of low standards 12:51 htodd> imaginary, in my case
The only exciting thing today was seeing a woman at the gym who kind of looked like the last woman I went on a date with. She was much younger, though, and was wearing a t-shirt that said, “Dirty Weekends.” The typeface was hard to read and I thought it said, “Dirty Hedgehog,” which of course made no sense. I don’t get the reference, “Dirty Weekends,” either.
If you talk about one more “girl i dated” I’m going to poke your eyes out!! MOVE ON ALREADY!!! JESUS H. CHRIST!!!!
BTW, I wish that you were black so I could set you up with my trainer…she likes the brothers, sorry, you are SOL!!!
It’s probably a gardening shirt. I like hedgehogs better.
I read your blog first every evening. Wish you could find
a nice girl but you know, then you wouldn’t post anymore
blog entries, so stay single.