{"id":996,"date":"2006-09-10T00:14:31","date_gmt":"2006-09-10T07:14:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=996"},"modified":"2006-09-10T22:03:44","modified_gmt":"2006-09-11T05:03:44","slug":"so-sexy-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=996","title":{"rendered":"So sexy again."},"content":{"rendered":"

I had a nap go bad today. I felt really tired around 4 or so and I took a nap. I was still a little tired when I got up. I had to drive my parents across town for my brother-in-law’s birthday dinner and I realized that I had no appetite and I didn’t feel all that well. My sister passed out in the same restaurant and told me that we didn’t need two of us passing out in the same place. She sent me home and she drove my parents home later. I felt better when I got home, and I stood around outside watching the birds again. For the second week in a row, I felt kind of iffy but Keith made me stand outside with him.<\/p>\n

Someone asked why my sister hasn’t set me up. She’s not exactly my greatest advocate. In fact, whenever her friends meet me for the first time, they say, “Hey, he’s not so bad. He seemed kind of nice.” She describes me as some sort of monster and I wouldn’t want to go out with anyone who is looking for a monster.<\/p>\n

I did make it to the barbershop where my regular barber has moved. I got lots of attitude from the new owner of the shop, and the hair cuts have even gone down in price! I guess moving out of the high-rent district does that.<\/p>\n

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I hate to admit this, but I’m kind of lusting after a mop I saw in the hardware store today. I may have to go and buy my second mop this month. I really need a new hobby.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I had a nap go bad today. I felt really tired around 4 or so and I took a nap. I was still a little tired when I got up. I had to drive my parents across town for my brother-in-law’s birthday dinner and I realized that I had no appetite and I didn’t feel all that well. My sister passed out in the same restaurant and told me that we didn’t need two of us passing out in the same place. She sent me home and she drove my parents home later. I felt better when I got home, and I stood around outside watching the birds again. For … Continue reading So sexy again.<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=996"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}