{"id":989,"date":"2006-09-01T23:53:24","date_gmt":"2006-09-02T06:53:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=989"},"modified":"2006-09-02T00:31:37","modified_gmt":"2006-09-02T07:31:37","slug":"its-just-a-virus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=989","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s just a virus."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My throat was so sore that I couldn&#8217;t sleep (every hour or so I&#8217;d swallow and that would wake me up) so I went in to see my slightly odd doctor. He said, &#8220;It&#8217;s just a virus. Let&#8217;s make sure it&#8217;s not strep, because I&#8217;ve been wrong before.&#8221; He also said that all you can do for a virus is drink &#8220;soothing drinks&#8221; and take Tylenol. The rapid strep was negative, and I felt reassured until I got home and noticed that my hands felt weird and so did my lips. Fortunately, my expensive neighborhood is populated by doctors, so I just asked one of them if my symptoms sounded typical. The friendly epidemiologist was outside watching the birds, and she said it sounded like an adenovirus. After some google searching I think it might be a coxsackie virus: hand, foot, and mouth disease sounds very likely.<\/p>\n<p>Yuck. I don&#8217;t suggest looking up anything medical on the internet.<\/p>\n<p>The good news is that even with a fever of 100.1&deg;F I felt well enough to drive myself to the doc and back. I only had one near mishap, and that&#8217;s because there are some intersections in town where accidents are meant to happen. I mean, seriously, <a href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/?ie=UTF8&amp;om=1&amp;z=17&amp;ll=45.519383,-122.602336&amp;spn=0.003571,0.006834&amp;t=h\">look at this link<\/a>. 60th and Stark is one light for that complicated intersection. If you&#8217;re on 60th, everything is green, and making a left turn onto Stark is certain doom. And yet I still try to turn left onto Stark. Of course I&#8217;d never have to go there if I wasn&#8217;t trying to visit my sister.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My throat was so sore that I couldn&#8217;t sleep (every hour or so I&#8217;d swallow and that would wake me up) so I went in to see my slightly odd doctor. He said, &#8220;It&#8217;s just a virus. Let&#8217;s make sure it&#8217;s not strep, because I&#8217;ve been wrong before.&#8221; He also said that all you can do for a virus is drink &#8220;soothing drinks&#8221; and take Tylenol. The rapid strep was negative, and I felt reassured until I got home and noticed that my hands felt weird and so did my lips. Fortunately, my expensive neighborhood is populated by doctors, so I just asked one of them if my symptoms sounded &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=989\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">It&#8217;s just a virus.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=989"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/989\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}