{"id":970,"date":"2006-08-09T23:04:39","date_gmt":"2006-08-10T06:04:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=970"},"modified":"2011-09-25T17:04:04","modified_gmt":"2011-09-26T00:04:04","slug":"holy-hell-san-francisco-is-hot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=970","title":{"rendered":"Holy hell San Francisco is hot."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I made it back. A whole trip to SF for a 2 1\/2 hour meeting, which was actually worth it. I slept on the way down, only waking up to think, &#8220;Geez, someone farted. I sure hope it wasn&#8217;t me,&#8221; and then falling back asleep. The guy at the Hertz counter  in San Jose totally led me astray and told me to take the 101 and it took 1 hr 20 min to get about 5 miles. I switched to the 280 and the rest of the trip took me 40 minutes! Keeping up with traffic on the 280 is fun. It&#8217;s somewhere between 65MPH (the posted limit) and 90MPH in the fast lanes and you know what it&#8217;s like to drive a rental car.<\/p>\n<p>The first thing I did was go to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.muginohointl.com\/\">Beard Papa<\/a> for cream puffs. I say it was for my sister, but I got 18 of them, gave one to Megan on the way back, and ended up with 6 of them for my ma. They&#8217;re delicious, by the way. However, they slightly smell of feet, and if you have them in an unknown car you don&#8217;t know if the smell is coming from the cream puffs or from the air conditioner. (I think it&#8217;s the yeast or something in the tasty pastry shell.) The guys are totally nice and will let you pick up the cream puffs later in the day.<\/p>\n<p>I wandered around before my lunch meeting to see if I could pick up birthday presents for my sister, but didn&#8217;t find much but HOT HOT HEAT. I found where they moved the Sanrio store, but she&#8217;s not doing that much Hello Kitty stuff any more. I also went to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.peets.com:80\/fvpage.asp?rdir=1&amp;\">Peet&#8217;s Coffee<\/a> and I found it much like Portland but no one had piercings or tattoos. In fact, San Francisco was a lot like Portland, except there were lots of Asian people, the Asian people spoke English, and the white people did not.<\/p>\n<p>I almost missed my plane back, and I hope it doesn&#8217;t get back to my employer. I started by leaving the Apple WWDC late. I was meeting guys who I only know online. I told one guy, &#8220;You look younger than your picture,&#8221; (he&#8217;s a college prof), and he said, &#8220;That&#8217;s because that&#8217;s an old picture.&#8221; The other guy I knew looked more dashing in person, but he&#8217;s Irish and married and moving to Winnipeg or something. Anyway, after leaving that gathering late, I went to visit Megan, and I left Palo Alto with very little time to spare. So, of course, I stopped at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.in-n-out.com\">In-N-Out Burger<\/a> for a single cheeseburger, animal style, to go. I got to the airport after check-in started, and went to the WRONG END OF THE AIRPORT! I barely got there in time, and when I got to the counter the guy said, &#8220;You must be Todd.&#8221; But I didn&#8217;t miss the flight. It even boarded early after I got there.<\/p>\n<p>When I got back, I drove straight to my sister&#8217;s place to deliver the pastries. You can <a href=\"http:\/\/www.supereggplant.com\/?p=783\">see proof<\/a>! I did not eat them all myself!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I made it back. A whole trip to SF for a 2 1\/2 hour meeting, which was actually worth it. I slept on the way down, only waking up to think, &#8220;Geez, someone farted. I sure hope it wasn&#8217;t me,&#8221; and then falling back asleep. The guy at the Hertz counter in San Jose totally led me astray and told me to take the 101 and it took 1 hr 20 min to get about 5 miles. I switched to the 280 and the rest of the trip took me 40 minutes! Keeping up with traffic on the 280 is fun. It&#8217;s somewhere between 65MPH (the posted limit) and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=970\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Holy hell San Francisco is hot.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=970"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4852,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970\/revisions\/4852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}