OK, so once upon a time, I was an honorary Jew at school. I only ate at the Kosher Kitchen once, and I even had to ask if I had to do any singing because I didn’t know any of the traditions. Heck, I’m barely a Japanese Buddhist if I’m anything at all. Anywway, I’m sure Mel Gibson hates me for other reasons, like I don’t believe in his religion and all.<\/p>\n
So let me list the bad news and I’ll get on with the other stuff. Some of these items are from last week.<\/p>\n
I’m convinced that there’s other things on the list, but I can’t remember what they are.<\/p>\n
My big excitement for the day was talking to my dream girl at the gym. I’d rather just fantasize about her, because she’s in her 30’s and I’m sure she’s got some idea of what sort of guy she wants in her life and that would means NO NERDS<\/b>. Well, no nerds who are contemplating giving a half-decent job the middle finger and going back to school for a fifth degree. Maybe a JD or an MPH this next time. Oh, and the conversation was just, “How are you?” “Fine, how are you?” “Fine.”<\/p>\n
Yeah, I know, just like Junior High school. But I didn’t go to Junior high school, just K-8 elementary school and then Benson Polytechnic High School with lots of gearheads and very few girls.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
OK, so once upon a time, I was an honorary Jew at school. I only ate at the Kosher Kitchen once, and I even had to ask if I had to do any singing because I didn’t know any of the traditions. Heck, I’m barely a Japanese Buddhist if I’m anything at all. Anywway, I’m sure Mel Gibson hates me for other reasons, like I don’t believe in his religion and all. So let me list the bad news and I’ll get on with the other stuff. Some of these items are from last week. LANCE BASS IS GAY! (Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m so traumatized. OK, … Continue reading Mel Gibson hates me because I am a Jew.<\/span>