{"id":935,"date":"2006-07-09T23:54:22","date_gmt":"2006-07-10T06:54:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=935"},"modified":"2006-07-09T23:54:24","modified_gmt":"2006-07-10T06:54:24","slug":"i-hate-washing-cars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=935","title":{"rendered":"I hate washing cars."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing good comes from washing a car. I can see all the dings and dents in crystal clarity. I find out all sorts of dents. And if I go onto waxing, it can take forever. I spent most of the afternoon washing and waxing my new car. I figure one good wax and then I&#8217;m going to let someone else do it from now on. Or I&#8217;ll use something easier than that rock-hard crap I used today. I found some dings and dents (on a car with 800 miles) and how thin they made the roof! Holy crud.<\/p>\n<p>Well, tomorrow I&#8217;m going to spend another day at work with little sleep. I had to drive my friend to an all-night pharmacy because his dog was attacked by a pit bull. He got some bites to show for that and couldn&#8217;t bend his knee to drive in and pick up some antibiotics. I got back at a decent time, but of course I had to finish watching the show I was mostly finished with, and get a rebate ready to send in, etc. If I don&#8217;t shut up now, I&#8217;ll get even less than the six hours I&#8217;m planning on now. I hope my friend can make it to the 24H vet to pick up his dog. I can&#8217;t believe that the vet is taking longer than his trip to the ER.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing good comes from washing a car. I can see all the dings and dents in crystal clarity. I find out all sorts of dents. And if I go onto waxing, it can take forever. I spent most of the afternoon washing and waxing my new car. I figure one good wax and then I&#8217;m going to let someone else do it from now on. Or I&#8217;ll use something easier than that rock-hard crap I used today. I found some dings and dents (on a car with 800 miles) and how thin they made the roof! Holy crud. Well, tomorrow I&#8217;m going to spend another day at work with little &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=935\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I hate washing cars.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-935","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=935"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/935\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}