{"id":93,"date":"2003-12-19T09:55:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-19T16:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/\/?p="},"modified":"2003-12-19T09:55:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-19T16:55:00","slug":"well-the-news-just-keeps-getting-better","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=93","title":{"rendered":"Well the news just keeps getting better."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I got home last night, I had a call on my answering machine from the hematologist&#8217;s office asking me to call back regarding my most recent blood test. The last dream I had this morning was about trying to call them back on my cell phone, having the lab tell me I needed a lumbar puncture, me complaining, the lab hanging up in the middle of my sentence, me trying to call back but getting an after hours message, and then a giant poodle peeing on my leg.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I got up and called. My kidney function tests are off and I&#8217;m probably dehydrated. I&#8217;m supposed to drink a lot of water and then go for yet another blood test on Monday morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I got home last night, I had a call on my answering machine from the hematologist&#8217;s office asking me to call back regarding my most recent blood test. The last dream I had this morning was about trying to call them back on my cell phone, having the lab tell me I needed a lumbar puncture, me complaining, the lab hanging up in the middle of my sentence, me trying to call back but getting an after hours message, and then a giant poodle peeing on my leg. Well, I got up and called. My kidney function tests are off and I&#8217;m probably dehydrated. I&#8217;m supposed to drink a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=93\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Well the news just keeps getting better.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}