{"id":911,"date":"2006-06-12T22:26:13","date_gmt":"2006-06-13T05:26:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=911"},"modified":"2006-06-12T22:26:13","modified_gmt":"2006-06-13T05:26:13","slug":"im-just-falling-apart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=911","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m just falling apart."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My back still hurts, my palm still hurts, and I feel like a fat pig from sitting around for so long. I even got an email from fitness-singles.com where the subject was, &#8220;Someone wants to meet you&#8221; and the email itself said, &#8220;404 File not found.&#8221; Turns out nobody in particular wanted to meet me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My back still hurts, my palm still hurts, and I feel like a fat pig from sitting around for so long. I even got an email from fitness-singles.com where the subject was, &#8220;Someone wants to meet you&#8221; and the email itself said, &#8220;404 File not found.&#8221; Turns out nobody in particular wanted to meet me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=911"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/911\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}