{"id":8904,"date":"2019-05-25T22:10:59","date_gmt":"2019-05-26T05:10:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=8904"},"modified":"2019-05-25T22:22:08","modified_gmt":"2019-05-26T05:22:08","slug":"i-am-a-fcking-idiot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=8904","title":{"rendered":"I am a f*cking idiot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a bunch of fears, as most people do, and one of them is about the keyboard on my MacBook Pro. A minor fear, but it is on the list.<\/p>\n<p>The new MacBook Pro&#8217;s came out this week, and I saw a bunch of articles about how they fixed the keyboard! I saw I could get money for a trade-in so went out and bought a new MacBook Pro! So easy! Order online and pick it up in the store!<\/p>\n<p>Well it turns out they didn&#8217;t mean &#8220;fixed&#8221;. They just meant &#8220;changed&#8221;. My new Mac probably isn&#8217;t that much better in the keyboard department than the one I had. I am an idiot.<\/p>\n<p>At least I&#8217;m supposed to get almost 50% of the cost back for my trade-in and at least it resets my clock on getting the keyboard fixed. I still have a job (so far) and I can afford to upgrade my MacBook Pro. It&#8217;s hard to tell how big a mistake I&#8217;ve made until I actually make the mistake so I guess it&#8217;s time to wait and see.<\/p>\n<p>Welcome to my new best friend, the 2019 MacBook Pro.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a bunch of fears, as most people do, and one of them is about the keyboard on my MacBook Pro. A minor fear, but it is on the list. The new MacBook Pro&#8217;s came out this week, and I saw a bunch of articles about how they fixed the keyboard! I saw I could get money for a trade-in so went out and bought a new MacBook Pro! So easy! Order online and pick it up in the store! Well it turns out they didn&#8217;t mean &#8220;fixed&#8221;. They just meant &#8220;changed&#8221;. My new Mac probably isn&#8217;t that much better in the keyboard department than the one I had. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=8904\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I am a f*cking idiot<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8904"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8904\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8906,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8904\/revisions\/8906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}