{"id":8873,"date":"2018-01-10T23:00:11","date_gmt":"2018-01-11T07:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=8873"},"modified":"2019-04-24T17:43:27","modified_gmt":"2019-04-25T00:43:27","slug":"a-stellar-start-to-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=8873","title":{"rendered":"A stellar start to 2018!"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>My yoga studio is canceling all the hot yoga classes and most hot power fusion classes, and the 5PM class. (Can you guess which classes I go to most often?)<\/li>\n<li>Beer causes cancer.<\/li>\n<li>Sessions is going after cannabis, which may be one of the only ways Oregonians can put up with 45.<\/li>\n<li>All my computers are pwned (Maelstrom &amp; Spectre).<\/li>\n<li>My new blood pressure medication is probably causing extreme stomach upset.<\/li>\n<li>I had a hangover after two whole beers.<\/li>\n<li>Some clown decided that stabbing my front tire would be a good idea this morning and that wasn\u2019t cheap to fix.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>I\u2019m hoping it doesn\u2019t get so bad that I have to get even more medicated.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My yoga studio is canceling all the hot yoga classes and most hot power fusion classes, and the 5PM class. (Can you guess which classes I go to most often?) Beer causes cancer. Sessions is going after cannabis, which may be one of the only ways Oregonians can put up with 45. All my computers are pwned (Maelstrom &amp; Spectre). My new blood pressure medication is probably causing extreme stomach upset. I had a hangover after two whole beers. Some clown decided that stabbing my front tire would be a good idea this morning and that wasn\u2019t cheap to fix. I\u2019m hoping it doesn\u2019t get so bad that I have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=8873\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A stellar start to 2018!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8873"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8873\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8874,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8873\/revisions\/8874"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}