{"id":87,"date":"2003-12-13T23:22:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-14T06:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/\/?p="},"modified":"2003-12-13T23:22:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-14T06:22:00","slug":"so-im-being-accused-of-malingering-eh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=87","title":{"rendered":"So I&#8217;m being accused of malingering, eh?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, yesterday, I was pooped. I took a two-hour nap in the afternoon and still went to sleep at 9:30. I still don&#8217;t feel quite right. Perhaps it&#8217;s because of my high white blood cell count, perhaps not. You&#8217;d figure they could take my blood and culture whatever it is that&#8217;s growing in there that&#8217;s causing my white cell count to go up. But like I keep repeating, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/\">I&#8217;m not a doctor<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, I&#8217;m pooped. I can counter that by drinking enough that I don&#8217;t remember I&#8217;m pooped, but that requires that I get out of the house. And i don&#8217;t feel like getting out of the house because I&#8217;m pooped. Heh.<\/p>\n<p>Well, pooped people don&#8217;t make for interesting bloggers. I can tell you about setting up ssh keys and watching three back-to-back episodes of &#8220;Law and Order: SVU.&#8221; I&#8217;d really rather watch some stuff get blowed up. What good is &#8220;Spike TV&#8221; if they don&#8217;t constantly show Steven Seagal movies?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, yesterday, I was pooped. I took a two-hour nap in the afternoon and still went to sleep at 9:30. I still don&#8217;t feel quite right. Perhaps it&#8217;s because of my high white blood cell count, perhaps not. You&#8217;d figure they could take my blood and culture whatever it is that&#8217;s growing in there that&#8217;s causing my white cell count to go up. But like I keep repeating, I&#8217;m not a doctor. In any case, I&#8217;m pooped. I can counter that by drinking enough that I don&#8217;t remember I&#8217;m pooped, but that requires that I get out of the house. And i don&#8217;t feel like getting out of the house &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=87\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">So I&#8217;m being accused of malingering, eh?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}