Everything\u2019s back to normalish in my life. For example, I was supposed to go out to lunch with some co-workers on one particular Thursday, and they texted me from the restaurant telling me they forgot me. It was OK, because \u00a0I was supposed to go out to dinner. But that got canceled to. But that also meant that I got to use a coupon for a free Jumbo Jack and when I finally got home my smoke alarm started chirping! While I was still awake! That\u2019s about as lucky as I can get, so I put that day in the \u201cwin\u201d column.<\/p>\n
The f*cking birds are going in the f*cking chimney again, which means about three thousand people are across the street from my house every evening. It\u2019s a bit stressful, especially if you need to drive in or out of the neighborhood at that time. Instead of worrying about traffic and parking on a daily basis, I\u2019ve been walking down to do yoga instead of going to Crossfit. Last time I went to Crossfit, I hurt my back helping someone put her weights away. No good deed goes unpunished, I suppose.<\/p>\n
Three gym memberships, and I\u2019m down to just going to one. Funny thing is, I\u2019m going to the cheapest of the three.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Everything\u2019s back to normalish in my life. For example, I was supposed to go out to lunch with some co-workers on one particular Thursday, and they texted me from the restaurant telling me they forgot me. It was OK, because \u00a0I was supposed to go out to dinner. But that got canceled to. But that also meant that I got to use a coupon for a free Jumbo Jack and when I finally got home my smoke alarm started chirping! While I was still awake! That\u2019s about as lucky as I can get, so I put that day in the \u201cwin\u201d column. The f*cking birds are going in the f*cking … Continue reading Back to semi-normalcy.<\/span>