{"id":840,"date":"2006-04-16T00:57:51","date_gmt":"2006-04-16T07:57:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=840"},"modified":"2010-06-10T14:38:54","modified_gmt":"2010-06-10T21:38:54","slug":"i-heart-fat-bob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=840","title":{"rendered":"I (heart) Fat Bob."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I spent the whole day playing &#8220;Me and My Katamari&#8221; today and my thumbs hurt. When an old co-worker asked if I wanted to go and get a beer, I jumped at the chance. Well, I put a soft limit on 2 pints and I only went over by 1 pint (3 total). Unfortunately for me, the beers were Elysian Brewing&#8217;s Bifrost Ale and I am having a hard time typing right now. My cohort just broke up with his girlfriend and I was doing my best to keep him in the pub observing a woman playing pool. I use the term woman loosely, because I&#8217;m thinking that she was barely old enough to drink (or barely old enough to have a fake ID).<\/p>\n<p>I guess I mentioned my thumbs hurt, so I&#8217;m going to see if the ceiling is spinning now. Like I told my old co-worker, &#8220;Tomorrow is Sunday.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I spent the whole day playing &#8220;Me and My Katamari&#8221; today and my thumbs hurt. When an old co-worker asked if I wanted to go and get a beer, I jumped at the chance. Well, I put a soft limit on 2 pints and I only went over by 1 pint (3 total). Unfortunately for me, the beers were Elysian Brewing&#8217;s Bifrost Ale and I am having a hard time typing right now. My cohort just broke up with his girlfriend and I was doing my best to keep him in the pub observing a woman playing pool. I use the term woman loosely, because I&#8217;m thinking that she was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=840\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I (heart) Fat Bob.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=840"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/840\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3908,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/840\/revisions\/3908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}