{"id":834,"date":"2006-04-11T22:11:48","date_gmt":"2006-04-12T05:11:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=834"},"modified":"2006-04-12T06:31:09","modified_gmt":"2006-04-12T13:31:09","slug":"one-more-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=834","title":{"rendered":"One more day"},"content":{"rendered":"

Remember when Dave the Trainer invited me to a club where he was spinning records? There was one other person from Megacorp there, and everybody asked me if i knew her. I finally talked to her and she works close to where I am. One floor down and just down the hall. I saw her today and said, “Hello <insert her name here>.”<\/p>\n

And she said … “Do I know you?”<\/p>\n

Hahahaha. You can’t make this stuff up.<\/p>\n

\n

So, I asked several more friends about buying a PSP. Some of the conversations were funny. Like, “You’re a grown man who already owns a pink razr … you already have lost most of your cred for being a grown up adult male.”<\/p>\n

\n
Me (to friend in NYC)<\/b><\/dt>\n
Do you have a game console?<\/dd>\n
Female friend in NYC<\/b><\/dt>\n
No, because those things require HAND-EYE COORDINATION.<\/dd>\n
Woman at work<\/b><\/dt>\n
AND A PENIS<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n

In any case, people asked me what my plans are for my birthday. Well, here’s what I’m doing after work.<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Drive to Target (or EB Games).<\/li>\n
  2. Buy a PSP (and Katamari whatever-it-is).<\/li>\n
  3. Play Katamari whatever-it-is until my thumbs hurt.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    What do you think?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Remember when Dave the Trainer invited me to a club where he was spinning records? There was one other person from Megacorp there, and everybody asked me if i knew her. I finally talked to her and she works close to where I am. One floor down and just down the hall. I saw her today and said, “Hello <insert her name here>.” And she said … “Do I know you?” Hahahaha. You can’t make this stuff up. So, I asked several more friends about buying a PSP. Some of the conversations were funny. Like, “You’re a grown man who already owns a pink razr … you already have lost … Continue reading One more day<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=834"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}