{"id":824,"date":"2006-04-01T00:14:04","date_gmt":"2006-04-01T08:14:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=824"},"modified":"2006-04-01T00:14:05","modified_gmt":"2006-04-01T08:14:05","slug":"no-tales-of-debauchery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=824","title":{"rendered":"No tales of debauchery."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was kind of tired today, so I just took it easy and thought I had destroyed my brand new MacBook Pro. Turns out I&#8217;d merely disabled it a bit. It&#8217;s back to normal now. The woman from work showed me a picture of her new bikini, which her new beau is going to see up close this weekend, apparently.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I updated a bunch of software on the server, so things should be properly broken. Of course I had to fix Mariko&#8217;s blog because it was blank and I got complaints. OK, so I&#8217;m exaggerating again and I only got ONE complaint, but it was enough. Let me know if anything else seems horribly broken.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was kind of tired today, so I just took it easy and thought I had destroyed my brand new MacBook Pro. Turns out I&#8217;d merely disabled it a bit. It&#8217;s back to normal now. The woman from work showed me a picture of her new bikini, which her new beau is going to see up close this weekend, apparently. Oh, and I updated a bunch of software on the server, so things should be properly broken. Of course I had to fix Mariko&#8217;s blog because it was blank and I got complaints. OK, so I&#8217;m exaggerating again and I only got ONE complaint, but it was enough. Let me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=824\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">No tales of debauchery.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=824"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/824\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}