{"id":823,"date":"2006-03-30T23:04:27","date_gmt":"2006-03-31T07:04:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=823"},"modified":"2010-06-10T14:19:40","modified_gmt":"2010-06-10T21:19:40","slug":"im-almost-famous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=823","title":{"rendered":"I’m almost famous."},"content":{"rendered":"

OK, with a half-dozen people reading my blog, who knew I’d be in a newspaper all the way across the country<\/a>? (You have to read until the second page to see me, though.) I’M BITTER! I’M A REJECT! I’M KIND OF FUNNY! I also wonder what picture they used of me. They asked me if they could steal one off my web site. The best quote is, “Getting a college education at any good school is a valuable experience,” Bisco says. “It’s by no means a disaster if it’s not your first choice. Unless, that is, you’ve been rejected by every single school you applied to, like Hisashi Fujinaka.<\/q> hahahaha<\/p>\n

In other rejection news (in other exaggerated news) the woman at work from the next row over isn’t talking to me that much any more because she has a new boyfriend. I missed my opportunity. I told her I wanted to sit under my desk and read comic books and nap. She told me not to be bitter about it. Little does she know that I’d do that even if I was going out with Audrey Hepburn. Well, maybe especially if I was going out with Audrey Hepburn because she’d have to be a zombie or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

OK, with a half-dozen people reading my blog, who knew I’d be in a newspaper all the way across the country? (You have to read until the second page to see me, though.) I’M BITTER! I’M A REJECT! I’M KIND OF FUNNY! I also wonder what picture they used of me. They asked me if they could steal one off my web site. The best quote is, “Getting a college education at any good school is a valuable experience,” Bisco says. “It’s by no means a disaster if it’s not your first choice. Unless, that is, you’ve been rejected by every single school you applied to, like Hisashi Fujinaka. hahahaha … Continue reading I’m almost famous.<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=823"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3832,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions\/3832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}