{"id":822,"date":"2006-03-29T23:55:16","date_gmt":"2006-03-30T07:55:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=822"},"modified":"2006-03-29T23:55:18","modified_gmt":"2006-03-30T07:55:18","slug":"new-macbook-pro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=822","title":{"rendered":"New MacBook Pro!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s the first thing I did with my MacBook Pro? OK, the first thing I did was turn it on and install all the software updates, but the second thing I did was BREAK IT. Turns out that if you&#8217;re in a hurry to get to the gym, you can forget to put the RAM in all the way. Yeesh. Of course I also was invited by Dave the Trainer to hear him spin some records, so I went to a LOUD BAR and hung out for a while. By the way, it was also gay night at the LOUD BAR. (I am hoarse from yelling and my ears are ringing, but I did meet some interesting people, including some attractive young women who are playing for the other team.)<\/p>\n<p>In any case, it&#8217;s bed time and the MacBook Pro will not release its hold on me. HELP!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s the first thing I did with my MacBook Pro? OK, the first thing I did was turn it on and install all the software updates, but the second thing I did was BREAK IT. Turns out that if you&#8217;re in a hurry to get to the gym, you can forget to put the RAM in all the way. Yeesh. Of course I also was invited by Dave the Trainer to hear him spin some records, so I went to a LOUD BAR and hung out for a while. By the way, it was also gay night at the LOUD BAR. (I am hoarse from yelling and my ears are &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=822\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">New MacBook Pro!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=822"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}