{"id":818,"date":"2006-03-26T00:33:08","date_gmt":"2006-03-26T08:33:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=818"},"modified":"2006-03-26T00:33:08","modified_gmt":"2006-03-26T08:33:08","slug":"last-day-house-sitting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=818","title":{"rendered":"Last day house sitting."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I figured I&#8217;d sit here and watch the DVD they had, &#8220;Empire Falls.&#8221; I really liked the book; Richard Russo is one of my favorite authors but I&#8217;d never seen the movie. Instead, however, I ended up hanging out with my buddy Il and seeing naked women the only way we know how. I got what I deserved, however, and we ended up at a place where one of the dancers should have left her clothing intact.<\/p>\n<p>Did I mention that I was interviewed by the Baltimore Sun? It&#8217;s an article about how people feel after being rejected by schools. I told the reporter that I felt like rejection was expected and that&#8217;s pretty much what I get on my online dating sites. She told me that everyone she&#8217;s talked to has had the same sort of experience on the online dating sites! At least it&#8217;s not just me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I figured I&#8217;d sit here and watch the DVD they had, &#8220;Empire Falls.&#8221; I really liked the book; Richard Russo is one of my favorite authors but I&#8217;d never seen the movie. Instead, however, I ended up hanging out with my buddy Il and seeing naked women the only way we know how. I got what I deserved, however, and we ended up at a place where one of the dancers should have left her clothing intact. Did I mention that I was interviewed by the Baltimore Sun? It&#8217;s an article about how people feel after being rejected by schools. I told the reporter that I felt like rejection &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=818\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Last day house sitting.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=818"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/818\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}