{"id":817,"date":"2006-03-24T23:04:11","date_gmt":"2006-03-25T07:04:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=817"},"modified":"2006-03-25T13:09:34","modified_gmt":"2006-03-25T21:09:34","slug":"ive-lost-my-readership","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=817","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve lost my readership."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I forgot to post anything yesterday. Too tired, I suppose. No matter, Mariko and Carolyn are off to Australia and so there&#8217;s probably one other rotating person reading, so I&#8217;ve lost 2\/3 of my readers.<\/p>\n<p>I was so tired at the gym that bicep curls were making me lose my breath. And Dave the Trainer thinks I should gain ten more pounds. I&#8217;d be ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY POUNDS. I&#8217;ve never weighed that much. I&#8217;m guessing he meant ten more pounds of muscle, not ten more pounds of FAT ASS. I am making some sort of progress. One of my goals was more balance, and now I can actually squat on top of a Swiss ball. Just a little more and I&#8217;ll be able to stand on the darn thing.<\/p>\n<p>Now if I could just find a way to show off this awesome bod to the chicks. HAHAHA<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I forgot to post anything yesterday. Too tired, I suppose. No matter, Mariko and Carolyn are off to Australia and so there&#8217;s probably one other rotating person reading, so I&#8217;ve lost 2\/3 of my readers. I was so tired at the gym that bicep curls were making me lose my breath. And Dave the Trainer thinks I should gain ten more pounds. I&#8217;d be ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY POUNDS. I&#8217;ve never weighed that much. I&#8217;m guessing he meant ten more pounds of muscle, not ten more pounds of FAT ASS. I am making some sort of progress. One of my goals was more balance, and now I can actually squat &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=817\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;ve lost my readership.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=817"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}