{"id":8035,"date":"2015-03-04T23:13:33","date_gmt":"2015-03-05T07:13:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=8035"},"modified":"2015-03-04T23:13:33","modified_gmt":"2015-03-05T07:13:33","slug":"just-to-be-clear-im-allergic-to-soy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=8035","title":{"rendered":"Just to be clear, I&#8217;m allergic to soy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the allergist and they poked me with a bunch of pins. The pins all made me itchy as hell and they said I was quite allergic to grass, trees, something-I-can\u2019t-remember, and soy. Oh, and even better, I was sick for a week with the kind of ailment where you can\u2019t leave the house because you can\u2019t get that far from the bathroom without getting nervous. Fortunately, I\u2019m feeling better at the moment but I probably just jinxed myself by saying that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the allergist and they poked me with a bunch of pins. The pins all made me itchy as hell and they said I was quite allergic to grass, trees, something-I-can\u2019t-remember, and soy. Oh, and even better, I was sick for a week with the kind of ailment where you can\u2019t leave the house because you can\u2019t get that far from the bathroom without getting nervous. Fortunately, I\u2019m feeling better at the moment but I probably just jinxed myself by saying that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8035"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8036,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8035\/revisions\/8036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}