{"id":801,"date":"2006-03-07T23:32:58","date_gmt":"2006-03-08T07:32:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=801"},"modified":"2006-04-12T06:32:34","modified_gmt":"2006-04-12T13:32:34","slug":"things-i-can-have-and-things-i-cant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=801","title":{"rendered":"Things I can have and things I can&#8217;t."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I went and ordered my new Mac today, since an acquaintance had a spare developer discount and it was more than I could get by using my Megacorp ID. I spent a bazillion dollars on a MacBook Pro and that just makes me wonder what I&#8217;m supposed to do with my old computer(s). I have to get rid of some of them, especially the old boring ones that aren&#8217;t even put together.<\/p>\n<p>This also reminds me that I sent another three emails to unsuspecting women on fastcupid.com. As usual, they matched me with five stars and I knew they really weren&#8217;t looking for an Asian guy, so I sent them random, but coherent, emails. I think one person got my description of Little Giant Ladders, and another got a description of how many books I had checked out from the library. That probably makes over a dozen women I&#8217;ve sent emails to on fastcupid.com<\/p>\n<p>I sent less random emails on match.com and on okcupid.com (and I think friendster and orkut) and you can guess how many of them wrote back. Goose egg is the operative term here.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, well. I just remembered that when I first moved to Japan, I&#8217;d send out a couple letters a day and most of those people never wrote back, either. Bastards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I went and ordered my new Mac today, since an acquaintance had a spare developer discount and it was more than I could get by using my Megacorp ID. I spent a bazillion dollars on a MacBook Pro and that just makes me wonder what I&#8217;m supposed to do with my old computer(s). I have to get rid of some of them, especially the old boring ones that aren&#8217;t even put together. This also reminds me that I sent another three emails to unsuspecting women on fastcupid.com. As usual, they matched me with five stars and I knew they really weren&#8217;t looking for an Asian guy, so I sent &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=801\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Things I can have and things I can&#8217;t.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=801"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}