It’s my buddy Greg’s wife’s birthday today. I tried to get him to buy her something, but he’s too stubborn. Heck, I warned her about this before they got married years ago. We ended up fixing another friend’s bulldozer and then hanging out.<\/p>\n
But I guess I should try to be more of a “man’s man” about this. At the suggestion of a woman from work, I bought “The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks.” After reading a few chapters, I realize what I should have bought instead, “A Pathetic Loser’s Guide to Never Believing Amazon Ratings and Not Buying Really Bad Books that Prey on his Loneliness.” Hahaha.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
It’s my buddy Greg’s wife’s birthday today. I tried to get him to buy her something, but he’s too stubborn. Heck, I warned her about this before they got married years ago. We ended up fixing another friend’s bulldozer and then hanging out. But I guess I should try to be more of a “man’s man” about this. At the suggestion of a woman from work, I bought “The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks.” After reading a few chapters, I realize what I should have bought instead, “A Pathetic Loser’s Guide to Never Believing Amazon Ratings and Not Buying Really Bad Books that Prey on his Loneliness.” Hahaha.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=798"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}