{"id":797,"date":"2006-03-02T22:26:52","date_gmt":"2006-03-03T06:26:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=797"},"modified":"2006-03-04T00:47:59","modified_gmt":"2006-03-04T08:47:59","slug":"pretty-darn-tired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=797","title":{"rendered":"Pretty darn tired."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I wonder if it&#8217;s worth it, paying for two torture sessions a week. I enjoy it for a few reasons. I actually look forward to going to the gym because my life is rather dull (and the women are better looking than at work.) I feel better after working out (probably from a lack of oxygen to my brain). And I can tell when I&#8217;m doing <strong>something<\/strong> because I&#8217;m sore the next day.<\/p>\n<p>There was something else I was going to mention but I can&#8217;t remember what it was. One of the cuter women at the gym had this odd tattoo on her shoulder. One of the trainers asked her about it so I figured it was fair for me to ask what it was. Turns out it was just a ballpoint pen drawing of her husband&#8217;s name. I personally thought it was the outline of a marshmallow Peep. (Yeah, you see, that&#8217;s my excitement for the day. Looking at a fake ballpoint pen tattoo of a dude&#8217;s name that I thought was weird Easter candy.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I wonder if it&#8217;s worth it, paying for two torture sessions a week. I enjoy it for a few reasons. I actually look forward to going to the gym because my life is rather dull (and the women are better looking than at work.) I feel better after working out (probably from a lack of oxygen to my brain). And I can tell when I&#8217;m doing something because I&#8217;m sore the next day. There was something else I was going to mention but I can&#8217;t remember what it was. One of the cuter women at the gym had this odd tattoo on her shoulder. One of the trainers asked &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=797\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Pretty darn tired.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=797"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}