{"id":781,"date":"2006-02-14T23:41:43","date_gmt":"2006-02-15T07:41:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=781"},"modified":"2006-02-14T23:41:43","modified_gmt":"2006-02-15T07:41:43","slug":"happy-oregons-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=781","title":{"rendered":"Happy Oregon&#8217;s Birthday."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I really have nothing much to mention. My sister gave me a chocolate heart with a FAIRY on it (quite fancy, mind you) but that&#8217;s about as Valentiney as today got. After torturing me at the gym, Dave the Trainer was having dinner with his ex and he told me she seemed suspicious. I expect he&#8217;ll treat the event as I would and drink entirely too much.<\/p>\n<p>Other than that I got nothing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really have nothing much to mention. My sister gave me a chocolate heart with a FAIRY on it (quite fancy, mind you) but that&#8217;s about as Valentiney as today got. After torturing me at the gym, Dave the Trainer was having dinner with his ex and he told me she seemed suspicious. I expect he&#8217;ll treat the event as I would and drink entirely too much. Other than that I got nothing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-781","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/781","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=781"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/781\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}