{"id":777,"date":"2006-02-09T23:37:50","date_gmt":"2006-02-10T07:37:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=777"},"modified":"2006-02-09T23:38:41","modified_gmt":"2006-02-10T07:38:41","slug":"the-torture-of-the-gym","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=777","title":{"rendered":"The torture of the gym."},"content":{"rendered":"

Last Saturday, as I was on a some sort of cardio torture device (next to a very attractive young woman) I saw a Coca-Cola ad on one of the TVs for a Coke float. I mentioned to the woman, “That’s why I come to the gym.” And in reality, food is probably the reason. Today while I was on the same machine, I was giving several the the people around me (all women by the way) the evil eye. Somehow, I smelled angel food cake and I thought that was the most devious and alluring perfume I could think of. Well, other people smelled it too. (Of course I asked them. I am afraid of being as nuts as my sister accuses me of being.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Last Saturday, as I was on a some sort of cardio torture device (next to a very attractive young woman) I saw a Coca-Cola ad on one of the TVs for a Coke float. I mentioned to the woman, “That’s why I come to the gym.” And in reality, food is probably the reason. Today while I was on the same machine, I was giving several the the people around me (all women by the way) the evil eye. Somehow, I smelled angel food cake and I thought that was the most devious and alluring perfume I could think of. Well, other people smelled it too. (Of course I asked … Continue reading The torture of the gym.<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=777"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/777\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}