{"id":77,"date":"2003-12-02T20:47:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-03T03:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/\/?p="},"modified":"2010-06-10T14:18:26","modified_gmt":"2010-06-10T21:18:26","slug":"yay-my-ma-didnt-have-to-get-a-scope-down-her-throat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=77","title":{"rendered":"Yay, my ma didn&#8217;t have to get a scope down her throat."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We went to see the pulmonologist today for my ma&#8217;s cough. From what her primary physician said, they were going to shove a scope down her throat. Lucky for her, we just had to talk to him, and instead of getting the weird scope thingy, she&#8217;s just getting a CAT scan. And she&#8217;s feeling better already. Yay.<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;m still feeling kinda puny. I tried to read more of an XML book I checked out from the library (Teach Yourself XML in 21 Days) and I fell asleep. I was actually in a car, and I didn&#8217;t even wake up for a stop that was made at the Hillsdale Bakery. It didn&#8217;t stop me from my usual Tuesday run. Funny thing is, I saw a lot of the people I usually see in the morning. Seems like everyone was late running today.<\/p>\n<p>So, this <a href=\"http:\/\/lastsamurai.warnerbros.com:80\/html_index.php\"><b>Last Samurai<\/b><\/a> looks incredibly stupid? Not only is Tom Cruise pretending &mdash; once again &mdash; to be straight, but he&#8217;s supposed to be a samurai? A white guy? Give me a frigging break.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We went to see the pulmonologist today for my ma&#8217;s cough. From what her primary physician said, they were going to shove a scope down her throat. Lucky for her, we just had to talk to him, and instead of getting the weird scope thingy, she&#8217;s just getting a CAT scan. And she&#8217;s feeling better already. Yay. But I&#8217;m still feeling kinda puny. I tried to read more of an XML book I checked out from the library (Teach Yourself XML in 21 Days) and I fell asleep. I was actually in a car, and I didn&#8217;t even wake up for a stop that was made at the Hillsdale Bakery. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=77\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yay, my ma didn&#8217;t have to get a scope down her throat.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3769,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions\/3769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}