{"id":766,"date":"2006-01-31T23:16:14","date_gmt":"2006-02-01T07:16:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=766"},"modified":"2006-01-31T23:16:14","modified_gmt":"2006-02-01T07:16:14","slug":"my-girlfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=766","title":{"rendered":"My girlfriend."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, my sister&#8217;s old classmate emailed me and pointed out that my window is just like a girlfriend. I suppose in some ways, it is. High maintenance, always demanding attention, expensive, and waking me up in the middle of the night when I&#8217;m trying to sleep. OK, so my last girlfriend actually didn&#8217;t do that; it was her cat.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and there goes the window again! I wish I could get some sleep so I can be ready to get yelled at again. My project lead at megacorp doesn&#8217;t like what I&#8217;m doing with my computer and he blames me for the trouble I&#8217;m having. The IT guy seems to think my problems with my computer are just the way things are, but I don&#8217;t think he&#8217;s prone to yelling at people like the project lead is. Mariko reminds me that I don&#8217;t like getting yelled at, and in most cases I would have given him the finger and started walking out the door, but I suppose I&#8217;m a kinder, gentler person now. Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, my sister&#8217;s old classmate emailed me and pointed out that my window is just like a girlfriend. I suppose in some ways, it is. High maintenance, always demanding attention, expensive, and waking me up in the middle of the night when I&#8217;m trying to sleep. OK, so my last girlfriend actually didn&#8217;t do that; it was her cat. Oh, and there goes the window again! I wish I could get some sleep so I can be ready to get yelled at again. My project lead at megacorp doesn&#8217;t like what I&#8217;m doing with my computer and he blames me for the trouble I&#8217;m having. The IT guy seems to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=766\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My girlfriend.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/766","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=766"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/766\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}