{"id":746,"date":"2006-01-15T19:13:32","date_gmt":"2006-01-16T03:13:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=746"},"modified":"2008-12-14T11:24:19","modified_gmt":"2008-12-14T19:24:19","slug":"cursed-by-my-brother-in-law","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=746","title":{"rendered":"Cursed by my brother-in-law."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night my brother-in-law said, &#8220;Hey, how come your mom and dad have colds and you don&#8217;t?&#8221; Well, this morning I woke up with a headache and I felt like I had a head cold. Nothing that a bit of Advil can&#8217;t take care of.<\/p>\n<p>Good thing I took some Advil, too, because some idiot stole the Honda emblem off the back of my car. A stinking <strong>HONDA<\/strong> emblem. What am I, a Simpsons episode? And there are BMWs and Mercedes-Benzes parked right down the street. The cheapest Honda emblem I found online was $80. Since the miscreants scratched the paint, I need to add a couple hundred dollars to that. Ah, well.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/01\/stolen-emblem.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/01\/stolen-emblem-300x240.jpg\" alt=\"Stolen Honda Emblem\" title=\"Stolen Honda Emblem\" width=\"300\" height=\"240\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2296\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p align=\"left\">Oh, and here&#8217;s a picture of my dad from last week when he had a cold. He fell asleep while eating his pizza in front of the TV. Notice he&#8217;s still holding a phantom piece of pizza.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/01\/pa-sleeping.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/01\/pa-sleeping-246x300.jpg\" alt=\"Pa sleeping.\" title=\"Pa sleeping.\" width=\"246\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2299\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night my brother-in-law said, &#8220;Hey, how come your mom and dad have colds and you don&#8217;t?&#8221; Well, this morning I woke up with a headache and I felt like I had a head cold. Nothing that a bit of Advil can&#8217;t take care of. Good thing I took some Advil, too, because some idiot stole the Honda emblem off the back of my car. A stinking HONDA emblem. What am I, a Simpsons episode? And there are BMWs and Mercedes-Benzes parked right down the street. The cheapest Honda emblem I found online was $80. Since the miscreants scratched the paint, I need to add a couple hundred dollars to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=746\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cursed by my brother-in-law.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=746"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2300,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/746\/revisions\/2300"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}