{"id":73,"date":"2003-11-28T23:24:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-29T06:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/\/?p="},"modified":"2003-11-28T23:24:00","modified_gmt":"2003-11-29T06:24:00","slug":"big-loser-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=73","title":{"rendered":"Big loser weekend."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Friday night and I&#8217;m watching re-runs. They were being properly neurotic on Seinfeld. George wouldn&#8217;t kiss a beautiful woman because he wanted to meet her boyfriend first. It made me wonder if I would kiss a beautiful woman if I had another chance. On one hand, there are all the stories I remember as a kid of things never being as good as they seem; every cloud has its black lining. On the other hand, throwing caution to the wind is always good.<\/p>\n<p>So, I think it depends on one thing: Blood Alcohol Content.<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm. I wonder if &#8220;Monk&#8221; is on tonight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friday night and I&#8217;m watching re-runs. They were being properly neurotic on Seinfeld. George wouldn&#8217;t kiss a beautiful woman because he wanted to meet her boyfriend first. It made me wonder if I would kiss a beautiful woman if I had another chance. On one hand, there are all the stories I remember as a kid of things never being as good as they seem; every cloud has its black lining. On the other hand, throwing caution to the wind is always good. So, I think it depends on one thing: Blood Alcohol Content. Hmmm. I wonder if &#8220;Monk&#8221; is on tonight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}