{"id":712,"date":"2005-12-13T23:52:50","date_gmt":"2005-12-14T07:52:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=712"},"modified":"2005-12-13T23:52:50","modified_gmt":"2005-12-14T07:52:50","slug":"dave-the-trainer-vs-dave-the-dj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=712","title":{"rendered":"Dave the Trainer vs. Dave the DJ"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to my friend Darrell, who is the closest thing to a hipster that I know, anyone who isn&#8217;t in a band in Portland is a DJ. Well, Dave the trainer is also a DJ and told me he was spinning discs (or whatever they call it nowadays) tonight. Well, I had to fix some more broken stuff on my server (so I can get my home email at work, etc) so I missed out.<\/p>\n<p>One of the more interesting topics of conversation at the gym (while Dave was torturing me) was pointing out the women who give us dirty looks. I did have some bad news, though, Jeni at the front desk is leaving. I can&#8217;t gossip with her anymore. I might actually have to start exercising.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to my friend Darrell, who is the closest thing to a hipster that I know, anyone who isn&#8217;t in a band in Portland is a DJ. Well, Dave the trainer is also a DJ and told me he was spinning discs (or whatever they call it nowadays) tonight. Well, I had to fix some more broken stuff on my server (so I can get my home email at work, etc) so I missed out. One of the more interesting topics of conversation at the gym (while Dave was torturing me) was pointing out the women who give us dirty looks. I did have some bad news, though, Jeni at &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=712\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dave the Trainer vs. Dave the DJ<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=712"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}