{"id":709,"date":"2005-12-11T00:39:57","date_gmt":"2005-12-11T08:39:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=709"},"modified":"2005-12-11T00:39:57","modified_gmt":"2005-12-11T08:39:57","slug":"drunk-and-on-the-intarweb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=709","title":{"rendered":"Drunk and on the intarweb"},"content":{"rendered":"

Drunk and on the intarweb is a way I usually get in trouble: sending odd emails, etc. Once I even registered a domain name for $75\/year and put up a web site making fun of a friend just because he was young and having more fun than I was.<\/p>\n

I went to my ex-girlfriend’s Xmas party. When we first broke up I estimated that I’d have a girlfriend in a couple of years. It’s been four now. I think I’m behind.<\/p>\n

In any case, my friends told me I was self-destructive and the people I didn’t know didn’t want to talk to me at all. Well, they were all nurses and busy talking about entrails and things. In all honesty, they might be on my new list of people to avoid dating:<\/p>\n

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  1. Reed College graduates,<\/li>\n
  2. Stanford University graduates, and<\/li>\n
  3. psychiatric nurse practitioners.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    It was fun, though, and I got to stay out late! (11:45PM!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Drunk and on the intarweb is a way I usually get in trouble: sending odd emails, etc. Once I even registered a domain name for $75\/year and put up a web site making fun of a friend just because he was young and having more fun than I was. I went to my ex-girlfriend’s Xmas party. When we first broke up I estimated that I’d have a girlfriend in a couple of years. It’s been four now. I think I’m behind. In any case, my friends told me I was self-destructive and the people I didn’t know didn’t want to talk to me at all. Well, they were all nurses … Continue reading Drunk and on the intarweb<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}