{"id":697,"date":"2005-11-29T22:56:30","date_gmt":"2005-11-30T06:56:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=697"},"modified":"2005-11-29T22:56:30","modified_gmt":"2005-11-30T06:56:30","slug":"i-think-im-gaining-weight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=697","title":{"rendered":"I think I&#8217;m gaining weight."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sheesh, what do I expect? I think I&#8217;m actually gaining some muscle. Nothing spectacular, but noticeable to myself when I flex in the mirror like a teenage boy.<\/p>\n<p>I have a minor complaint that my buddy Il told me was a lame complaint: at work someone took the plastic insert out of the large Tabasco sauce bottle in the cafeteria, and so when I tried to use it I poured Tabasco sauce all over my lunch. Fortunately, it made the burger much tastier. Unfortunately, I sweat so much that my hair was actually wet. I was still sweating a couple of hours later.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and a quote from the gym that made Dave the Trainer and me laugh so hard that I couldn&#8217;t work out as much: &#8220;I  had a cold and I smoked a cigarette before it was time and now I have a bad cough.&#8221; HAH. Before it was time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sheesh, what do I expect? I think I&#8217;m actually gaining some muscle. Nothing spectacular, but noticeable to myself when I flex in the mirror like a teenage boy. I have a minor complaint that my buddy Il told me was a lame complaint: at work someone took the plastic insert out of the large Tabasco sauce bottle in the cafeteria, and so when I tried to use it I poured Tabasco sauce all over my lunch. Fortunately, it made the burger much tastier. Unfortunately, I sweat so much that my hair was actually wet. I was still sweating a couple of hours later. Oh, and a quote from the gym &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=697\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I think I&#8217;m gaining weight.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}