{"id":696,"date":"2005-11-28T23:09:39","date_gmt":"2005-11-29T07:09:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=696"},"modified":"2005-11-28T23:09:39","modified_gmt":"2005-11-29T07:09:39","slug":"how-do-you-clean-an-infected-win2k-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=696","title":{"rendered":"How do you clean an infected Win2K machine?"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s sort of a rhetorical question. I think the true answer is to reload the computer completely. The idea doesn’t bother me that much, but it is a pain in the tuckus. Megan came over and we ran a virus checker over and over and over on her dad’s computer from about 8:30 until 10 when I told her to take it home and try it a few more times. Yar. He wasn’t running a virus checker beforehand.<\/p>\n

So, which of Megan’s suggestions do I take:<\/p>\n

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  1. Make out with dudes (not likely).<\/li>\n
  2. Shave my head (sounds a little cold).<\/li>\n
  3. Ask out the woman in the next row (a little close if it doesn’t work out, I’d think).<\/li>\n
  4. Become a sperm donor for her (and I don’t think I’d be comfortable siring a little axe-murderer without some sort of direct supervision).<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    We’ll see what suggestions she gives me when she comes back for Xmas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    It’s sort of a rhetorical question. I think the true answer is to reload the computer completely. The idea doesn’t bother me that much, but it is a pain in the tuckus. Megan came over and we ran a virus checker over and over and over on her dad’s computer from about 8:30 until 10 when I told her to take it home and try it a few more times. Yar. He wasn’t running a virus checker beforehand. So, which of Megan’s suggestions do I take: Make out with dudes (not likely). Shave my head (sounds a little cold). Ask out the woman in the next row (a little close … Continue reading How do you clean an infected Win2K machine?<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}