{"id":664,"date":"2005-11-04T23:17:09","date_gmt":"2005-11-05T06:17:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/archives\/664"},"modified":"2005-11-04T23:17:09","modified_gmt":"2005-11-05T06:17:09","slug":"i-have-no-sense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=664","title":{"rendered":"I have no sense."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So today at megacorp, we had our forced frivolity today including ice skating and broomball. Against my better judgement, I participated in all the activities. I say it was against my better judgement because I DON&#8217;T LIKE ICE. It&#8217;s hard and slippery. The ice skating went very well, but the broomball showed me that I really have no sense. At first I was playing a zone but when the other team scored on us twice, I started running around like a madman. I even took the ball away from the VP of our division. I was so tired that I couldn&#8217;t eat the dessert they provided afterwards and sweated through my shirt and sweatshirt. I also fell on my right knee THREE TIMES. So now I&#8217;m limping around.<\/p>\n<p>I also won a drawing for a $100 gift certificate, but I&#8217;m not sure the knee pain was worth it. Probably, though. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So today at megacorp, we had our forced frivolity today including ice skating and broomball. Against my better judgement, I participated in all the activities. I say it was against my better judgement because I DON&#8217;T LIKE ICE. It&#8217;s hard and slippery. The ice skating went very well, but the broomball showed me that I really have no sense. At first I was playing a zone but when the other team scored on us twice, I started running around like a madman. I even took the ball away from the VP of our division. I was so tired that I couldn&#8217;t eat the dessert they provided afterwards and sweated through &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=664\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I have no sense.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=664"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}