{"id":662,"date":"2005-11-02T22:54:24","date_gmt":"2005-11-03T05:54:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/archives\/662"},"modified":"2005-11-02T22:54:24","modified_gmt":"2005-11-03T05:54:24","slug":"moron-boy-breaks-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=662","title":{"rendered":"Moron boy breaks things."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The first thing I broke is this blog. The next thing I &#8220;broke&#8221; is my alarm clock. I set it for 4:45AM so I could drive my mom to the airport . Well, I forgot to set the time back to PST. So at 3:45AM I was swatting at all the clocks I have in the room, trying to remember where I was and what I was supposed to be doing. I decided NOT to reset the clock since I was sure I&#8217;d wake up in an hour (HAH).<\/p>\n<p>I woke up this morning with my sister standing over me saying, &#8220;You going or what?&#8221; Fortunately she had no troubles with her alarm clock and she drove over as well. I was kinda loopy all day until I had both my morning coffee and my afternoon Diet Coke at around 3:00PM.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I got my $2500 window installed today! It wasn&#8217;t raining today, even though we&#8217;ve been getting flood-like rain the past week. I think we get a couple of inches of rain a month here (it&#8217;s constant but not a lot of water) but recently we&#8217;ve had an inch per day or so. Pretty weird.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The first thing I broke is this blog. The next thing I &#8220;broke&#8221; is my alarm clock. I set it for 4:45AM so I could drive my mom to the airport . Well, I forgot to set the time back to PST. So at 3:45AM I was swatting at all the clocks I have in the room, trying to remember where I was and what I was supposed to be doing. I decided NOT to reset the clock since I was sure I&#8217;d wake up in an hour (HAH). I woke up this morning with my sister standing over me saying, &#8220;You going or what?&#8221; Fortunately she had no troubles &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=662\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Moron boy breaks things.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=662"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/662\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}