{"id":642,"date":"2005-10-12T22:20:10","date_gmt":"2005-10-13T05:20:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=642"},"modified":"2005-10-12T22:20:10","modified_gmt":"2005-10-13T05:20:10","slug":"listen-you-tards-its-print-gocco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=642","title":{"rendered":"Listen you &#8216;tards, it&#8217;s PRINT gocco."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I suppose anyone who knows any Japanese would know that &#8220;gocco&#8221; means &#8220;playing&#8221; used in the sense of &#8220;playing house,&#8221; or &#8220;playing doctor&#8221; or in the case of my sister&#8217;s obsession, &#8220;playing printer.&#8221; So just calling the Print Gocco a Gocco is calling it &#8220;playing,&#8221; which is just plain ignorant. I mean geez, look at the frigging box. It says &#8220;RISO&#8221; in big letters since that&#8217;s the company and then under that, &#8220;Print gocco B6,&#8221; B6 being the size of the paper that you print on. Honestly, my sister is such a &#8216;tard sometimes. Now that I read her blog, I see she&#8217;s not the only one.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, well, the print gocco I gave her is like fifteen years old. Lessee, I can figure this out. I had it for three years before I finally made some New Years cards on it for the Year of the Sheep. If 2003 was also the Year of the Sheep, then I must have used it in 1991 and bought the thing in 1989. So not only is the ink probably completely solid, but I think I used all the screens and flash bulbs. If there are still batteries in it, they&#8217;ve leaked all over the inside, too.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I suppose that&#8217;s good enough for her &#8220;moron gocco.&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I suppose anyone who knows any Japanese would know that &#8220;gocco&#8221; means &#8220;playing&#8221; used in the sense of &#8220;playing house,&#8221; or &#8220;playing doctor&#8221; or in the case of my sister&#8217;s obsession, &#8220;playing printer.&#8221; So just calling the Print Gocco a Gocco is calling it &#8220;playing,&#8221; which is just plain ignorant. I mean geez, look at the frigging box. It says &#8220;RISO&#8221; in big letters since that&#8217;s the company and then under that, &#8220;Print gocco B6,&#8221; B6 being the size of the paper that you print on. Honestly, my sister is such a &#8216;tard sometimes. Now that I read her blog, I see she&#8217;s not the only one. Ah, well, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=642\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Listen you &#8216;tards, it&#8217;s PRINT gocco.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}